Movie Star Ego

Hillary wants a man

2006-04-06T12:48:00.000-04:00

Hillary Swank proves that the best way to bag a new man is to show off your nipples.

Julia Roberts staring in Ugly Woman

2006-04-06T12:46:00.000-04:00

I never understood the big deal about this woman. Pretty Woman my ASS.

Katie's odd alien growth

2006-04-06T12:38:00.000-04:00

Now I've been pregnant twice in my life and never, not once, did my belly ever look like this. It doesn't even look real.

LaFreaky

2006-03-29T11:55:00.000-05:00

Another picture that needs no comment.

So sad

2006-03-29T11:52:00.000-05:00

Just another flattering photo of Tara Reid. Why does this woman even leave the house!!! photo from perezhilton.com

Katie Holmes new hair cut

2006-03-28T20:54:00.000-05:00

Katie actually looks pretty good here. Tom must have convinced her that he is not going to steal that baby the second it is born and run away to planet Nimrod.

The ladies love FEZ

2006-03-28T20:45:00.000-05:00

For the life of me I can't figure out what is up with Wilmer Valderramma. Everyone knows that he gets serious starlet play...But why? The man is NOT attractive. I guess he has the rich/famous thing going on but it is not like he is dating dumpy Debbie from the Piggly Wiggly. He is dating wealthy, more famous women. Besides the famous part is questionable. After all his television show in its prime was mediocre at best. Can someone please tell me why the ladies love this man? Oh by the way he told Howard Stern that he is very well endowed. Maybe that's what it is all about.

Bad plastic surgery!

2006-03-26T21:39:00.000-05:00

I swear to God that I am not trying to scare you with these pictures of Courtney Love. But this is truly scary. What would posses anyone to voluntarily do that to their lips??? Perhaps it was Kimberly Stewart

Nicole Richie is an Idiot

2006-03-26T21:36:00.000-05:00

This outfit should be worn by only two types of people: girls under the age of six who like to play dress up and retarded ballerinas. Now I know Nicole is over the age of six and is definitely not a ballerina. I guess that just leaves retarded.

Tara Reid is subtle.

2006-03-26T21:27:00.000-05:00

I remember when the point of having fake boobs was so no one knew you had fake boobs. I guess that is just one more life lesson that is lost on Ms. Reid. At the very least we should be happy that she has clothes on at all. I'd put up a picture of her nasty scars from her breast augmentation but it is too disgusting for me to look at again. You can check it out at www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

Star Jones-before the surgery???????

2006-03-25T13:02:00.000-05:00

Star Jones is like the confident ugly girl. Completely oblivious to the fact that she is a horrendous ugly whale like creature. There should be a law against this.

Mayor McCheese

2006-03-23T21:46:00.000-05:00

This ladies and gentelmen is the mayor of CrazyTown.

Some more pics from CrazyTown

2006-03-23T21:40:00.000-05:00

This doesn't even make sense. Why oh why would Courtney Love be hanging out with Kimberly Stewart. For God's sake the girl is a vapid, self-centered mess. She is like the poor man's Paris Hilton. Good ole Courts must be back on the horse.

Blame Angelina

2006-03-23T20:38:00.000-05:00

Remember when Winnona Ryder was normal. Not just normal...better than you. She was that pretty young woman with the great acting career ahead of her. She was dating Johnny Depp when he was Johnny Depp 21 Jump Street (not to be confused with Johnny Depp attractive weird ex-patriot). She had grown up a child actor (remember Lucas) and seemed to make a smooth transition into adulthood. But then came Angelina. She won Winonna's Oscar, causing the little black haired (she is a natural blonde by the way) woman into a spiral of shame and bad decisions. And ladies and gentlemen what we are left with an insane woman. I am sure it is just a matter of time before we see Aniston looking all freaky. Although dating the Vaughnster is pretty freaky all by itself

Sharon Stone is NUTS

2006-03-23T20:34:00.000-05:00

Does this picture really require further comment?????

Hermione Granger drinks some more

2006-03-02T21:20:00.000-05:00

I know that in Great Britain if you can see over the bar they'll serve you but this is a little ridiculous. Poor Poor Girl. Next thing you know she'll be a Scientologist.

Hermione Granger is a drunk

2006-02-28T17:36:00.000-05:00

I pray to God that this is a joke. As far as I can tell this 15 year old looks like she is just posing for the camera, but who knows. You know how those Brits like to drink.

Posh and Becks are the smartest people ever.

2006-02-27T21:42:00.000-05:00

Recent quote from David Beckham after attempting to help his 6 year old with his math: "their homework is so hard these days" Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'." Mr. Beckham may have more problems that just math. I don't know about you but I wasn't teached anything in school. I was however taught many a thing. It is a good thing that man is attractive. On a lighter note the smarter Beckham (Victoria) has admitted in the past that she has never read a book (this would include her own book or her husbands???). Why, oh why, would she admit that to anyone. It would be like saying "I want a big house with a moat and a dragon and a fort to keep people out!" Oh wait, she said that too. Next thing you know they'll be Scientologists

Britney Spears is Pregnant AGAIN

2006-02-27T20:36:00.000-05:00

I know that she is married and all but it still seems kind of slutty. Anyway, why the hell she would let K-fed impregnate her twice is beyond me. He already has three kids that he doesn't take care of. My guess would be that there are a few more mini-Federlines waiting patiently in the wings. It is official, Britney Spears has taken the wheels off her trailer, put that bad boy up on cinder blocks and set up a permanent trailer in Trashtown.

The Oscars are a Coming

2006-02-27T20:17:00.000-05:00

Well its almost March and you know what that means, its the end of the awards season.. Thank God. Celebrities in general amuse me. They're the only people in the world who make millions of dollars and have thier pictures plastered all over the whole damn earth and still need to feel validated. You don't see the peanut farmers of America throwing themselves award show after awards show. In all honesty they would probably like to but with their luck they'd book the hall right next to the Swiss Chocolate makers Annual Honors and then there would be the big fight over whoms peanut butter is in whoms chocolate.

Donald Trump is a horses ass.

2006-02-27T20:06:00.000-05:00

Donald Trump went on several morning "news" shows this morning to promote the new Apprentice (which airs today) and to more importantly slam Martha Stewart. After having to sit through that short and odd interview with him and his children on the Today Show, listening to him piss all over Martha and try to talk over Katie (she was having none of that) I thought "well that was uncomfortable". Then on Regis he decided to try and bag on Martha again but Regis didn't bite. Kelly was unusually weird though. Anyway point being, Donald Trump is an ass. Normally I would never pay attention to Donald Trump. After all he really isn't a celebrity. He is just a rich guy/media whore. Kind of like Kimberly Stewart except she doesn't have her own money and she is a different kind of whore all together.

Don Knotts is dead.

2006-02-26T20:48:00.000-05:00

Don Knotts has died.

Britney Spears held up in Trashtown

2006-02-24T21:50:00.000-05:00

Remember when Britney Spears was cute? Me either. I mean I know she was. At one point she was an attractive young girl(or jailbait which ever you choose to call her). She was all candy and bubble gum and oops my boob fell out of my shirt. Her career was going up up up. And then...K-Fed. And her career didn't so much as spiral out of control as it fell out of the sky, gasping for breath after being shot through the head with a blunt arrow. Britney timeline of trash 2003-rumored to be dating Fred Durst- hey you can forgive a girl. They all go slumming at one point. 2003- Colin Farrell's date to "The Recruit"- super skank points. Colin Farrell is a walking VD. Britney is now very dirty. 2003-makes out with Madonna- this was suppose to be clever but turned out to be kind of gross. 2003- dating married back up dancer- You forgot about that one didn't you. She was always a home wrecker. 2004- married that Jason Alexander dude 2004-marriage to said dude annulled 2004-Britney starts dating K-Fed***there it is. The moment she became trash*** So can Britney recover from the barefoot in the public restroom, no make up, smoking, baby endangering photos? If I was a betting woman, which I am, I'd say no. And I say no because no matter how much make up she puts on or how much money she pays for her hair extensions everyone is always going to think of her as that chubby chick with zit cream all over her face (see above photo) who married that freeloading piece of poo.

Chances of becoming a respected recording artist: 2%

Chances of always being the butt of the joke: 98%

George Clooney has diarrhea.

2006-02-24T12:53:00.000-05:00

Remember that popular guy from high school? You know the one that was devastatingly handsome. The one you lusted over for four years. He had the perfect hair, unbelievable charm and a penchant for getting into innocent trouble. You know the one you never made a "play" for because you knew one of two things were going to happen, 1) he would be kind to your face while rejecting you only to turn around and tell all of his friends how you embarrassed the hell out of yourself or 2) he would take you up on your offer and give you something that took a shot of penicillin in your ass to get rid of. (If youÂre male you can substitute that cheerleader who you were afraid would tell all her girlfriends how small your penis was). Then that one fateful night, the night of the dance, you know the one where that freshman girl wore a white dress and got her period for the first time, yeah that night, the popular guy chooses that evening to talk to you for the very first time. And you realize as you stand there in sheer terror as verbal diarrhea falls from his mouth that your dreams have been destroyed. If he had only kept his mouth shut. But its too late, you have come to that realization that can not be ignored. This beautiful specimen of a man is an idiot. That my friend is George Clooney

Katie Holmes and the Scientology Pyramid of Crap

2006-02-23T21:20:00.000-05:00

Poor, poor, stupid Katie Holmes. P.T. (pre-Tom) she was this cute young woman, engaged to that slightly more attractive guy from those high school flicks, with a pretty good career ahead of herself doing romantic comedies ala Meg Ryan. But then she met that cult member and he "impregnated' her with his "very own sperm" and now every sentence that she utters is peppered with the words exciting or wonderful. Her pretty brown eyes are now so vacant and slightly bulbous. I'm not sure why. I can only assume that it may be due to sitting through hours of Scientology "classes"or from Tom shoving one of those things that looks like what you baste a turkey with too far up her lady stuff when he was getting her pregnant in the most natural way possible. Her smile is now a permanent fixture on her face and extremely painful to look at, can't imagine how it must feel. She is so busy trying to make her relationship with Tom Cruise look legit that she makes herself look like a fool. It is extremely painful to watch. I would liken it to seeing a dog get hit by a car and then limping around for a few minutes before he collapses onto the hard asphalt street while the neighbor kid runs around in a circle screaming that you're a dog murderer. Have you ever seen two people who are supposedly in love look more uncomfortable around one another? The only thing I can think of is that Tom Cruise, must be very high on the Scientology Pyramid of Crap-maybe he is at the Crazypants level, I don't know. She must believe that by being his wife she is somehow guaranteed a seat next to him and L.Ron on the alien spaceship that is suppose to come and get them and take them all to the planet Nimrod where they can live the rest of their days talking about how much heterosexual love and money they make. Of course they'll still have to sit just behind John Travolta and Kelly Preston on Spaceship Nutcase because good ole' John falls just below Supermonkeypoopflinger on the Scientology Pyramid of Crap and that is two whole levels above Crazypants. Katie Homes: Pros:

is slightly cute when her mouth isn't covered in cold sores
can make movies like GO
is still young enough to come to her senses

Cons:

is going to marry CrazyPants Cruise
is pregnant with CrazyPants Cruise child
there is a strong possibility that she may be mildly retarded